How do you find the answer to a question?

You axe it.
 
At 23cm (just under 9 inches) of insertable length and about 4cm (1.57in) wide at the widest point, the WhackOff is a fuckable axe in medium-firm shore 20A silicone. With a walnut-brown handle and silver blade year-round or a special drip of blood on the blade on halloween day only, the WhackOff is an excellent dildo, costume prop, and impact toy. Thuddy on the side of the blade, with a more localized thump at the edge or back, the WhackOff is an excellent all-around toy for all your fun wanky needs.