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How bumpy are thy branches!
 
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Fake pine scent spray not included.Length Insertable: 9.9cm, about 4 inchesDiameter: 5cm, just under 2 inches
 
Circumference(EXTREMELY approximate): 5.75 inches. Look, it's star shaped, we don't need the precision of metric here.
 
Overall height: 11.65cm, 4.6 inchesmedium soft Shore 0050 silicone