It's the NoFrillDos you know and love, but something is wrong. A symbol of the bourgeoise. A terrible, terrible secret. Just a touch of... utility.
 
There are two frill options:
 
The suction cup allows you to stick a NoFrillDo with it to another NoFrillDo with one, or indeed, to any of my modular toys, or even, dare I say it? A flat surface, like a table, window, or shower tile.

The Bullet Vibe Slot allows you to use a bullet vibe, but wait, there's more! It's also shaped for use as a grip, pointing the dildo inwards OR outwards, for filling your own holes or those of another, or having a dildo swordfight.
 
Series 1:
R: Helical design, fun for rotation and penetration. 6.75" insertable length, 1.25" diameter.
G: A g-spot/p-spot toy. 6.75" insertable length, 1.25" diameter.
B: A slightly shorter and thicker model with two stimulating bumps on one side. 5.75" insertable length, 1.33" diameter.
 
Series 2:
X: Ribbed, 7" insertable 1.9" thick, or 18.1x4.85cm.
L: Longer, curved, 8.25" long and 1.6" diameter, widening to 1.75" at the base, or 20x4.1cm to 4.6cm.
The Series 2 NoFrillDos are not recommended for anal use due to their narrow base, however the Dock attachment I make for my regular toy line works well to solve this.
 
Series 3:
T: Grooved, textured cylinder. 5.2 inches insertable, 1.05 inches in diameter.
P: Swooping curve with added material on top to keep its shape. 5.3" insertable, 1" dia.
W: Zigzagged wobble. Makes a great noise coming out of the mold, which is usually a good sign. 4.8" insertable, 1.05"diameter.
 
Colors:
C: Cyan.
M: Magenta.
Y: Yellow.
K: blacK. Or Koal, whatever helps print designers sleep at night.
 
Firmness: Shore 20A, similar to medium steak. If you just touch your thumb to your middle finger and squeeze the muscle with your other hand, it's about like that. Firm enough to hit the spots, but still squeezable.