What do you get when you put a Blade and a Pommel together? A sword!
(handle and hilt sold separately)

This is the strap-on Fun Kit. A small, unintimidating dildo and a vibrating mount, fits into a low-mounting pelvic or adjustable harness for strap-on fun! Do it while wearing one of these shirts if you're pegging for added fun! Luna Matatas is an excellent human.

You save a little on the individual toys and a lot on colors, as I only charge $5 for each color beyond the first for one toy.