I heard J.D. Vance fucked a couch, but that's not what's weird about him. What's weird is he's a fascist yes man with a bunch of billionaires holding his leash, that he's devoid of moral courage, that he's a white supremacist, and that he isn't in hell yet.

This couch is devoted to making fun of him and what a rat fuck he is, because it's the only thing that can hurt him that's legal to do. Fuck Trump, Fuck Elon, and fuck everyone who enables them.

You've put your dick in all sorts of stuff, but how about something more... adVanced?This is a silicone couch you can put your dick in. It blurs the line between a proper stroker and a cockring, but hey, a hole is a hole? Nice fabricy texture on the inside, if you're into that. Shore 0050.
 
opening: 60mm across, 122mm circumference. that's fun, i like math that's that easy.
 
Seats two, 0 cupholders, no reclining section. Pulling out is up to you.
 
silicone outside, silicone interior
 
available until JD Vance dies of embarassment or goes to prison, otherwise this silicone monument to his embarrassment will outlive him by millennia.