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Choose your pricing plan

  • 1 Dil, 1 Month

    45$
     
    One Month of Dil of the Month
    Valid for one month
    • This month's sex toy. May or may not be an actual dil.
    • 1 month of Funkiteer access
  • Best Value

    Monthly Dildos

    40$
    Every month
    Month To Month Dildo Plan
     
    • Dil of the Month, every Month. May not actually be a dildo.
    • Funkiteer page access until cancelled

  • Season Pass

    125$
     
    3 months of dil. A great gift!
    Valid for 3 months
    • A dil every month for three months.
    • 3 months of Funkiteer page access

  • 6 dils, 6 months

    240$
     
    Non-recurring half-year of Dils
    Valid for 6 months
    • 6 months of Dil of the Month at $40/mo
    • 6 months of Funkiteer page access

  • A Year Of Dildos

    400$
     
    A Full Year of Dils
    Valid for one year
    • A full year of dils, with a savings of $140 for the year.
    • A year of Funkiteer page access

  • An(nu)al Dildos

    360$
    Every year
    Yearly Recurring Dildo Plan
     
    • Recurring Annual dildo plan at the cheapest rate
    • Funkiteer page access until cancelled
    • My Annual Gratitude
    • A Gold Star

  • Canadian Shipping

    5$
    Every month
     
    • Whatever subscription you have, shipped to Canada.

  • Intl. Shipping

    10$
    Every month
    International Shipping
     
    • Shipping add-on for your dildo subscription
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