Funkit Toys' main line of clear silicone toys are designed to be used together. Want to get a dildo a little deeper, or a better grip for the Swat or Jellyfish? Attach another toy and you have a handle. Want to add a bullet vibe? The Pommel isn't just for strap-on play, you can put it on any toy, any time. Want to tie a toy in place for some rope play? Stick the Hub on the end and run your rope through the grooves. The more Funkit Toys you have, the more ways you have to enjoy them.

the Plug of War is a double-ended buttplug for competitive two-player buttplugging.

A chess set composed entirely of usable, full-size dildos and plugs, which you may tell your opponent what to do with when you take a piece.

Axe dildos added in 2021 with a special halloween only option. available year-round, orders on the 31st of october come with optional blood splatter on the blade.

NoFrillPlug is here, and it is Highly Affordable. $12 for a soft, pleasant plug.

Redesigned with taller shoulders and a longer stem, nicer nib layout, and other small tweaks.

Redesigned with a longer stem for added comfort.

Based on a bad whiteboard drawing of a dick, the DilDoodle was 2021's April Fools toy, and will return for just that one day every year.

the Swig is a smaller ridged toy for people who like narrower dils but are tired of all of them being so dang smooth.

Frills are now available for all NoFrillDo models as an add-on. Suction cup and bullet-vibe holder available.

The InYouki is a lil mushroom sticking out of a log-shaped base. First available April First, 2020.

A longer Rhino with an additional ridge and a base redesigned to work better with the Dock attachment, it's gained 2 inches in length.

The Dock adds a wider flare to the base of girthier Funkit toys, or just a soft, grippable base to any of them.

The Candy Corn Buttplug, which you may have seen around the internet after it went viral. Available every October since 2019.

Available only on April Fools' Day, the Cock Block is exactly what it sounds like. Comes in squishy-soft Shore 0050 silicone.

The Jellyfish 3 has longer, thicker tendrils, an improved surface texture, and a built-in handle if you don't want to stick it to another toy.

Wavy texture, microribbed surface which holds on to less cat hair, longer, thinner, and better designed due to an added couple years of experience.

The new, larger NoFrillDos, the ribbed X and curved L.

A thick acrylic version of my earlier paddle design before Funkit Toys came to be. Designed to minimize waste material, with a fun little claw for sensation play as a result.

A stingy little monster, this is something akin to a ruler spanking if a ruler were a professionally made spanking implement. Designed to maximize grip and minimize material waste.

A combination dildo and impact toy, the Breach is sized between the larger toys and the usual Funkit fare at 7" insertable.

A long overdue redesign of the Hub. Rope Bondage attachment for tying another toy in place during a scene.

The helical R, the curved G, and the bumpy B are a new kind of Funkit toy: dirt cheap. They are, respectively, 6.75x1.25", 6.6x1.25", and 6.5x1.36". Inexpensive silicone dildos has been a dream project of mine, and now it's a reality.

A colossus (well, for Funkit) of 8.25" in length and 2" in width, the Pangolin is a scaly realization that all my girthy toys are named after armored mammals for some reason.

The Almond is a fairly basic plug, with lateral ridges and a slight forward bend. Dimensions to be updated.

The Cock Block is a soft rectangular prism wit hthe vague suggestion of a glans at the tip. It is available every year on April Fools' Day, and is a joke.

An upgrade of the original, with better beads on the middle tendril and a closer match to the size of the outer ones.

The redesigned Horn, unavailable pending an eventual redesign.

The Horn was a fun little accident due to a loose print head adding a lot of texture to a mold. It isn't replicable.

A 12 inch flogger, the Jellyfish doesn't sting, it thuds. Stretchy for whipping and slinging at targets, the Jellyfish pairs best with the Swing V2 as a handle.

At very nearly 8x2 inches, the Armadillo has an articulated plate texture with an upturned snout for cervical and a-spot stim.

A wand head designed for the Doxy Magic Wand, the Umber has a flat side for suction cups and area stimulation, a nub for pinpoint vibration, ridges for texture, and a small and wide groove to accommodate various genital configurations.

the Squeeze is a small buttplug, good for prostate play, with an external nub to apply pressure to the perineum or the vaginal opening, depending on the user's anatomy. It is currently undergoing redesign, contingent on reaching the first Patreon tier.

The Blade is a narrow dildo, designed as a pegging dildo but useful for anyone who wants something small and unintimidating. The angled end bulb and ridges are good for hitting your anterior wall bits, like the G-spot and prostate.

The Pommel is an attachment to fit to the back of another toy and hold a bullet vibrator. Because silicone transfers vibration well, it can vibe up a whole silicone sex toy through the suction cup! the Pommel is also designed for pelvic harnesses with a low mount point, to slide under the vulva with the bulb at the end against the vaginal opening. If you're not sure if this will work on your body, please reach me through the contact page, as this is a design problem I'm interested in solving.

A silicone ball gag, a ball grip for another toy, the Oracle is multipurpose. Strap it in on its own or pair it with the Line and tie it around someone's head, the Oracle is comfortable enough for long term wear and uncomfortable enough to do its job. If you decide it looks like a good buttplug as well, sanitize it in boiling water, a 10% bleach solution, or steam autoclave and wash before switching ends.

The Hub is a cap to reinforce the suction cup of any other Funkit silicone sex toy. It's good for keeping a strapped on toy from bending out of a loose o-ring if you're going hard, and it has grooves for tying a toy into place for rope play. Recommended with the Oracle gag for an easy tie-in.

5 dilators and 1 suction cup handle, ranging from 0.45 to 1.12 inches wide and 3.5 to 5.9 inched long, with tapered ends for easy insertion and easy switching to larger sizes, each dilator has at least an inch of size overlap with the previous one. Priced to be as accessible as possible, they're certified and recommended by zero organizations or associations. Not recommended for anal use, as the flared base is not wide enough on the larger dilators.

A short, thick, girthy dildo, the Rhino starts a little narrow, with a horn for a little extra texture fun, then widens out to four ridges on the top for extra stimulation of the sensitive anterior wall spots. Its thickness applies extra pressure on all sides, but especially those ridges, to maximize sensation.

The Signet was a silicone textured ring to add extra pressure and stimulation to a fingertip or small vibe for masturbation, massage, or fingering. Crowdfunding to support professional molds failed in December of 2016, and will be attempted again at some point in the future.

A G-spot/prostate toy, and also a handle to attach to the others, suction cup to suction cup. The improved ridges on the inner curve serve to add sensation on the anterior wall during thrusting, as well as form a better grip for a handle. Insertable length: 5" Widest point: 1 3/8" Base: 2 1/8"

The Swat is primarily a flexible silicone paddle that the Swing or another Funkit toy can be attached to as a handle. It's also a textured silicone surface for rubbing against the vulva or wrapping around the penis for masturbation. With a different sensation on each part and a clawed end for a sensual brush across the skin, there's always more to try here.

Replaced by the Swing V2, the Swing was a silicone G-spot toy, and also a handle to attach to the others, suction cup to suction cup. The bumps on the inner curve serve to add sensation on the anterior wall during thrusting, as well as form a better grip for a handle. It is still available on request. Insertable length: 5" Widest point: 1 3/8" Base: 2 1/8"

The grooves of the Groove variant are designed for vertical rubbing of the vulva and clitoris, for non-vibrating stimulation. I've heard multiple women say they don't like vibration, but didn't see many toy options out there for them, so I decided to make some. Insertable Length: 3 1/2" Widest Point: 1 1/2" Base: 2 1/8"

Similar to the Groove, the Nib's nibs are designed to stimulate the vulva and clit, while still offering a multipurpose toy to hit a variety of spots on a variety of bodies, regardless of sex or gender. Insertable Length: 3 1/2" Widest Point: 1 1/2" Base: 2 1/8"

The Cashew plug can be inserted anally or vaginally to hit your prostate or g-spot, and newer models' suction cup bases will fold to better fit between the cheeks. I have to say "Silicone buttplug" for SEO reasons, so there's that. Insertable Length: 3 1/2" Widest Point: 1 1/2" Base: 2 1/8"

It's a silicone dildo. Designed with a slight upward tilt to hit the spots along the anterior wall of the vagina (anterior fornix, g-spot) or anus (prostate), and the variation in girth allows the muscles to expand and contract around it, increasing sensation during thrusting. It comes with a harness-compatible suction cup base. Insertable length: 5 3/8" Widest point: 1 3/8" Base: 2 1/8"